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PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE FILE BEFORE RUNNING THIS DARKWARE APPLICATION.
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~GLITCHGIRL-NEO~
V.12.16.05
(C)2005 DARKWARE
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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Created for the KVR community for Christmas 2005,
but dedicated to all sonic molesters world wide.

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So how to use?  Um, it's simple, despite looking complex.  See the .GIF file included in this .ZIP to see how to use it. :)  Just go slow and don't just twist all the knobs like crazy.  Think of this plug as learning to ride a bronco.  That doesn't make sense... um, okay just remember that "little" knob twists can do a lot, you don't have to put everything full blast.

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HINTS:

Try the presets!:
It's about impossible to make an all encompassing preset file for glitches because all drumloops need their own fine-tuning to create truly swell accompany-ing glitches.

Works best on:

Drumloops with room to breathe.  That means some space between the hits.

Slower tempos work better for more glitchaction.

If it all seems too much remember the BYPASS knob so that you can get a nice mix of glitch and percussion.

If the glitches just aren't loud enough for you, remember to add some COMPRESSION to bring out the nuances!  I recommend BLOCKFISH by Digital Fish Phones.  That compressor is SEX... and FREE.

For a really wild time try multiple instances of GlitchGirl-NEO, or combine it with my other GlitchGals; ShatterShot Lite, and GlitchTronik.  Or put dBlue's awesome Glitch on top of it. Or XOXOS' GUM... :D

If you dig this plug and plan to use it a lot, consider donating a little $$$ to DarkWare:

http://www.jackdark.net/darkwarefree.html

I spent about 30 hours of my life creating this thing for ya. :P

P.S. Yes, there is an easter egg in this plug.

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!CAUTION!:
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WHEN EXPERIMENTING WITH NEW AUDIO APPLICATIONS YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO SO AT LOW VOLUME LEVELS TO ENSURE UNDAMAGING DECIBEL THRESHOLDS FOR YOUR AUDIO MONITORING EQUIPMENT AND COMFORTABLE LISTENING LEVELS FOR ALL LISTENERS IN THE VICINITY OF THE APPLICATION BEING TESTED.

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>>Pot bellied pigs? What the fuck man.